Shona Escort from Australia » Melbourne

Shona, mature, curvy, busty private escort, currently based in Melbourne's SE suburbs but happy to travel, additional fees may apply, deposits essential.

NO DEPOSIT = NO BOOKING. 

Please check 'my rates' and 'my availability' before contacting me. My hours are strict, don't contact me outside these times or expect a prompt response. 

NO LIST

no condom, no booking!!

No incalls

No video calls or sexting

No online services available

No PornStar Experience PSE

No BDSM

No Pets!! 

No weirdo stuff, role play etc....

so, Basic GFE only, keep reading!! All your questions should be answered by the time you get to the end!

Don't bother contacting me if you haven't read EVERYTHING BELOW. 

Quick Facts

Age: Mature GenX

Nationality: Australian Caucasian 

Body Type: Curvy

Bust Size: 36H

About Me: Warm, passionate, intellectual, mature, girlfriend experience. Relaxed and friendly

Cater to men($x1 each), women($x1 each), couples(MFF)($x1.75) and (MMF)($x2)

Travel fees may apply so ensure you provide your suburb upfront. Overnight bookings are exempt of travel fees anywhere in Melbourne metro.

Text only. I don't answer calls for various reasons. Happy to call you back if you leave a message requesting such, at my leisure!

Booking instructions:

TEXT - your name and suburb for a more rapid response. Also a day/date/time and duration to make text bookings. 24 hours notice is generally required, as I'm a busy person.

If you have questions not covered below, on the services offered page or on my booking site please ask them all in one text or email and await a response but usually the answer will be no, if not listed. 

Time wasters are ignored and stupid clients are reported to ugly mug listings visible to all girls on escort sites. If you want phone sex please go elsewhere.

Outcalls only, my home will NEVER be an option. For clients wanting incalls, sorry, try a local brothel or another girl. 

I DO NOT  offer car jobs or anything less than half hour full service, money wise. If you leave within 15 minutes that doesn't get you a refund. 

*********************************** Condoms are used for all services, oral, vaginal & anal, don't insult my self respect by asking about natural or BBBJ. Any client removing the condom during a booking will be blacklisted and blocked for future .

Of course if you're willing to catch whatever disease I got from the last guy I did it for.... or to pay the $5000 monthly fee, then sure!

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The only additional services I offer are anal (+$200/shot) and golden showers (+$100).

My basic service includes straight sex, mutual oral, kissing, touchy feely stuff, teasing, playing etc.

I am not a masseuse, so if you're after something more than a basic back rub please book an appointment with an actual masseuse, I'm a sex worker. 

Please accept that I am often busy either working or doing other things I prefer to spend my time on, so sometimes responses may not be timely.

On that note please ensure you give me plenty of advance notice.

"NOW" will never be an option at least not until they invent matter transporters, especially if I don't know where you are?? Suburb/town

All first time booking require a $50 non refundable deposit, with balance payable on my arrival. Cash is preferred although bank transfer or BeemIt/credit card is also available. Processed in front of me only and I just receive bank notification before starting. 

Details provided at time of booking. First time bookings also require a proof of address photo, (eg: drivers license) to be texted to me upon request.

Don't argue with me about my rules, prices or service inclusions, I don't negotiate because I'm not an Asian flea market!

Only genuine punters thank you.

Time wasters will be blocked.

And no private numbers!!