Overly narcissistic and bitchy and without anything to back it up.
Pictures online have obviously been largely photoshopped or filtered. Was almost tempted to cancel the booking then, but unfortunately didn't.
Attempted some form of 'sexy' striptease which made me question her story of being a burlesque dancer. At this point was still barely aroused, but unfortunately continued.
What came next was a self-agrandising speech at how great she was at oral followed by about the worst blowjob I have ever received. If you put 100 random alien beings next to a penis and told them to fellate it -
without even telling them what fellate meant - at least 60% of them would give a better blowjob. Seriously seemed like she had never seen a penis before. Now part way through booking so unfortunately decided to continue.
The rest of the booking basically involved her trying to do as little as possible. Her on top lasted about a minute before she was demanding position change, trying to ask her to be in any position other than just lying there was met with complaints. Definitely no signs of 'fetish', 'BDSM', or 'Mistress' at all. At this point I decided I couldn't continue, faked an orgasm and asked her to leave.
DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY!
