Who wouldn't want to go to an Escort Service to get a woman of their own choosing? She don't talk back, (unless you disrespect her), she isn't clingy, she ain't about the drama and she don't have to meet ya mama. What's not to like, right?
Let’s face it, there is a thousand and one reasons why a man would want to go with an Escort, the ones above are just a couple silly ones that I thought of but on a more serious note and still somewhat funny, here are my top 5 reasons men choose to visit Escorts.
1. Less Drama
Let’s be honest, shall we? Girlfriends and wives come with a lot of responsibility. Sometimes you’ve got a curfew, maybe you have a woman who is very controlling? Maybe you did something wrong one time in the past and she never let you forget it and now she holds it over your head? Or, maybe you’re completely innocent but she always accuses you of cheating anyway?
Yeah, with Escorts you don’t have to worry about that. They don’t care if you have a woman, they don’t care if you have kids, and they don’t care really about any of your previous relationships. They care about their money.
2. Kinky Beauties
You in the mood for a little bit of rough play, ass spankin’, hair pullin’? Maybe you like things a little darker? You feelin’ kinda frisky, wanna use cuffs, blindfolds? Maybe some ice to tease that special place? Well, everything has a price and for the right price one of those lovely ladies could be your little freaky little sex kitten. They understand that sometimes girlfriends/wives don’t do the freaky little things they used to when they were trying to woo you. They understand that some women just aren’t into anything spicy, they just prefer the sweet taste of vanilla.
3. Busy Schedules
Some guys are just too busy for relationships. They’re constantly on the go with either long hours at work or maybe they travel and that just puts a damper on trying to do the whole courting a lady type thing. They want to get their jollies sated and be able to go without all the whining and crying of ‘When will I see you again, baby?!” Escorts aren’t clingy, they understand that time is money.
4. Rejection
This is not something that men have to worry about with the Escorts. The women know what they are getting into, they know what they are getting paid for and the man doesn’t have to worry about going in for a kiss on her beautiful lips and getting her hand instead. She will treat him that he is royalty, like he is the sex God Eros himself.
With regular women they have to worry about not being their type, maybe they’re a little too heavy, a little too hairy or maybe they’re not confident in the you-know department. Either way, with Escorts the men don’t have to worry about being rejected.
In the end there are probably a million reasons why a man would choose an Escort but I thought these would be amusing and funny. Disclaimer, I have nothing against wives or girlfriends, some of them are really kick ass but for the sake of this article, they were the butt of my humor. Enjoy!
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