Do you have a list of clients that you see regularly that you have formed a special bond with? Would you feel 'cheated' if they saw another girl like how hairdressers get mad at you if you get your hair cut somewhere else?
I love my regulars! I actually feel like they are, in a way, my boyfriends! I love to go out of my way to let them know that they are my favorite people in the world, because they allow me, through their generosity, to continue to live my dream.
How do you handle first-timers or those who have limited experience with escort services? What are your suggestions to such clients to make your encounter the most enjoyable?
I am pretty newbie-friendly, and take a kind of pleasure in guiding them through the process. It feels like an honor that they chose me to take the proverbial plunge with, and I would hate for them to lose the hunger that an exquisite escort can provoke.
If a client decided to make you a present, what would you be happy to receive? What is your wish-list (maybe flowers, lingerie, parfume, music albums, books etc.)?
I always love receiving thigh high stockings in different colors as well as garter belts. Anything vanilla-scented creates olfactory bliss. I think flowers given at the start of a date invites a romantic sense, and I respond accordingly (laughs). And my 2 favorite book series of all time are "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams and "Kushiel's Dart" by Jacqueline Carey. And you also can't go wrong presenting me with anything Marvel!
What makes you notable among other providers? What exactly, you believe, you're good at? What makes your service unique? What is your favorite kind of service?
My service is unique in that I take my style of escorting from the geisha of old Japan: beauty, charm, grace, artistic talent, etiquette, femininity, nobility, sophistication, mysteriousness and seductiveness, intelligence, & humor are all traits I strive to exhibit and express every day. I also embrace a quality that could be seen as un-sexy (laughs), and that is my geekhood. I enjoy intellectual discussion, political discourse, and overall nerdy conversations, such as the Mac vs PC debate (I've used both, and can argue both sides!).
How do you prefer a client to make an appointment? What information is important for you? Is screening required before the appointment?
Screening is definitely required, and a must in our day and age. There are some very strange and dangerous people out there who would love nothing more than to cause harm, and everyone has the right to the maximum protection possible.
Do you ever get nervous before meeting a client? Is it kind of like preparing for a first date?
Always! I never know what kind of character I'm going to meet. I enjoy taking an hour-long ritual of bathing and dressing that puts me into the mindset that consists of unbridled compassion, top-quality service, and the offering of a temporary sanctuary.
What sort of personality qualities does someone need to possess to be a successful escort?
Sociological skills, for one. I majored in sociology in college, and I see escorting as one big people experiment. The other quality I think is necessary is the ability to see something likeable, even loveable, about each and every client: when you treat the like you love them, they can feel that energy.
If someone wished to become an escort, how would you recommend they go about it?
Definitely research first, and see what other ladies have to go through. Don't get into for the money, because there are plenty of broke-as-a-joke times. Find out if you have a passion for people, for making them feel relaxed and cared for, and enjoy playing a hostess and entertainer. Follow the examples set my ladies who's position you aspire to be in, brand yourself, and take pride in your profession.
What are your dreams, future goals and aspirations? Short and long term?
My long-term goal is to become one of the leading international courtesans, and I want to eventually retire in Puerto Rico on white sandy beaches sipping tequila sunrises as "insert Hispanic name here" rubs oil on my legs.
What types of clients do you deny to meet? Are there any restrictions?
I have only 5 limits regarding what I like to discuss. I will not discuss kids, animals, non-consent, humiliation, and poo. Everything else is negotiable, as long as you are a gentleman.
What is the strangest request you have ever had from a client?
A trucker from Georgia wanted to wear my lingerie and booty dance. That was all.
Can you tell us a bit about your first escort job?
My first client was a gentleman from Craigslist on February 14, 2015, who had me call him Rod. I had no idea what I was doing, but being a natural submissive I take direction extremely well, so I had no problem with figuring out what he wanted in no time. We had an amazing time together!
What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Well, publicly, I wanted to be a pediatrician, but it's a good thing that didn't work out because I truly can't stand kids (laughs). Secretly, however, I actually did want to be one of those glamorous women that men paid to spend time with: a compensated companion!
Has being an escort changed your view of men?
One thing that changed about my view of men was the predictability that they exhibit! I knew very quickly in Boise which days were booked with what type of men (single, married, etc) and whether I would have outcalls or incalls, all from the day of the week and time of day! I had heard men were predictable, but never believed it until I started working!
How long have you been working as an escort?
Two years ago I started working as an online streetwalker, then developed the idea for the Geeky Geisha as a way to stand out from the crowd. I worked for about 3 months then before hanging up my garter belt, then re-emerged this year (2017) in February. So total I have been working for about 8 months.
How did you get into the escort business?
I started off all by myself plus the internet. I spent weeks researching before I launched, but I still feel like I have a lot to learn.
What's the best bit about being an escort?
The best part of being an escort is getting to meet such unique individuals, each with particular tastes and habits, and developing a relationship with them, no matter if it is temporary. Many of them, however, turn out to be longer than what anyone would have expected.
What don't you like about being an escort?
The worst times I experience are slow times, when I go for days without seeing anyone. Those times make me feel a bit self-conscious, as if I'm not quite beautiful or alluring or passionate enough. It's just an old internal tape player that I've fought my whole life, though, and I'm not ready to let it bring me down yet!
How often do you work per week?
I only see 1-2 clients per day, so maybe, at the most, 12 per week. But that's only part of the job (laughs). Eighty percent of the work in actually the promotion, branding, marketing, and advertising that is necessary to stay in business. And let's not forget the flirty sexting with some of my regular patrons (laughs).
What are your turn-offs?
Spitting, especially in public. People have to walk on that sidewalk or grass, then they go home and walk on their carpets, and possibly put their feet on furniture. Spitting is a sign of a juvenile mindset, and is extremely ungentlemanly.