You’ve been craving a soft, sensual woman who’s a seamless blend of retro decadence and modern attitude. You want a woman who’s classic good looks are striking yet subtle; a woman who will certainly turn heads without arousing suspicion. You’re looking for your Agent 99; a partner who can help you covertly escape your day-to-day demands.

If the above is what you’ve been searching for, then allow me to introduce myself. I’m Lana Van Dam, and I’m every sultry daydream you’ve ever had. Better yet, I want you just as much as you want me.

I’m a down-to-earth woman who loves all things retro, and that includes the company I keep. I love a gentleman who takes care of a lady, and I crave a man’s man who believes that chivalry isn’t dead and that afternoons are to be spent in tousled sheets.

Do cocktails and a song or two at a jazz club sound like the perfect start to an evening out? Perhaps you’re more the private type who prefers a secret hideaway where we can explore one another unbothered by the outside world. Whether you’re looking for an afternoon delight or an adventure out on the town, you’ll leave with memories that are made to last.

Come experience my famous Van Dam treatment, and leave wishing our little covert dalliance could last just a little longer.

I'll be waiting for you...

xx Lana

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