Work and home life getting you down?  Let's get you a back up!

I've been called a five star reservation, on a picnic blanket.

Intelligence, sophistication, maturity and composure balanced with the proper blend of temporal humor, secular realism, libidinous whimsy and concupiscent playfulness.  At a size 16 and over half a century in age, a pop-tart I am not.  If you are looking for one of those, pass on by, Barbie doesn't live here.

Much as I would like to have an "open door" policy, safety and security demand that I require screening from all new visitors.  I also need, a minimum of, 24 hour notice for intended visits.  I am a part-time Provider with a real job and real life.  Please be conscious of this when contacting me for an appointment.  Last minute itches, needing to be scratched, are not likely to be accomodated.