A disarmingly charming lass with a soft Scottish accent and a passport with but a few blank pages remaining to its name, I’m the endearingly eclectic result of a private girls’ school education, a shy childhood mostly spent reading everything in sight, and an upbringing in the Far East. One of the (many) unusual things about me is that I speak fluent Japanese. Before you ask, Japanese has no curse words, so regrettably, I can’t teach you any.
Living abroad changes a person. I’m often complimented on a level of conversational ability, intellect, and emotional maturity that belies my years. I’m in my mid-twenties, by the way, but I’m always the one who gets carded and asked what I’m studying. Anyway, age really is just a number for me: I love older men.
An appealing amalgamation of down-to-earth grad school girl who always makes the Dean’s List, glamourous inconnue who relishes turning heads in a form-fitting black dress just the right side of conservative and killer heels, affectionate sexy/naughty house kitten, and semi-pro emoter and empathiser, I have melted the most cynical hearts with a killer combination of openness, affection, and a healthy dose of joie de vivre.
I freely admit I can also be quite (very) silly, and will do my utmost to make you laugh. If you are a wielder of puns and jokes that make people groan, we will get along famously. Wit, charisma, and compassion go much, much further with me than good looks, by the way.
Basically: if you’re tired of inauthentic experiences and/or touch-me-not hauteur, then we need to talk.
While I look like butter wouldn’t melt. There are more complex places in me begging to be explored. I consider myself a true sensualist: be it wine, great food or travel to far-flung places, my life is based around incredible experiences.
My double life here represents a journey of self-discovery for me: of giving myself over to pleasure and passion, and of drawing you into that world with me, if only for a little while. No life is complete without pleasure, and everyone deserves to feel wanted.
My life is also about real connection. I reject the fake, the dishonest, and the insincere. I am a bad actress and a worse liar: I have no constructed persona, no script. You’ll find me exactly as I claim to be: warm; open; funny; intelligent; empathetic; and, most of all, real.
So come on. Take my hand. Let’s explore.